Does altitude affect your sex drive?
When I touched down in the YVR (Vancouver International Airport) I had a craving to fuck someone. I don't know why, my sex drive was high, well as high as it could possibly be. I'd fuck a hole in the wall if it wasn't for the fear of public stigma and the splinters.
I think the main reason why this might be the case is that FSJ isn't exactly the place for Canada's most beautiful crop of women. And considering that I work at the convenience store, seeing jailbait every weekday lunch hour does not exactly encourage me at all. What's worst they are poorly dress jailbait. But even hitting YVR the quality of women skyrocketed...and this is just YVR. It just goes to show how shitty FSJ is at times.
I had this feeling before, but it wasn't so much concentrated on my sex drive as it was on my enthusiasm for having fun in Vancouver with friends, drink and merriment. The feeling of having a vacation might have just made me excited in general, I mean it's been at least 2 years since I've had a real one. Pat told me that perhaps the reason why I wanted to hump everything in sight like some dog in heat, is because perhaps the altitude change from FSJ going to Vancouver just opened up more blood flow in general. Well that's a theory to entertain.
I think the main reason why this might be the case is that FSJ isn't exactly the place for Canada's most beautiful crop of women. And considering that I work at the convenience store, seeing jailbait every weekday lunch hour does not exactly encourage me at all. What's worst they are poorly dress jailbait. But even hitting YVR the quality of women skyrocketed...and this is just YVR. It just goes to show how shitty FSJ is at times.
I had this feeling before, but it wasn't so much concentrated on my sex drive as it was on my enthusiasm for having fun in Vancouver with friends, drink and merriment. The feeling of having a vacation might have just made me excited in general, I mean it's been at least 2 years since I've had a real one. Pat told me that perhaps the reason why I wanted to hump everything in sight like some dog in heat, is because perhaps the altitude change from FSJ going to Vancouver just opened up more blood flow in general. Well that's a theory to entertain.
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